Nikolai is a young
handsome Russian man who’s either 6
feet tall or is a
midget. He is an absolute unit regardless of his height. He has a special charm which acts as an incense to girls though he never shows any affection towards them. He is a fun person who does crazy things.
Walmart Manager: Hey you! We have received multiple complaints of Koolaid Packets missing from Lucnhables. I demand an answer
now!
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday
night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right
now.
Walmart Manager: …