niklas bendtner

The best football player in the universe.

- Mate, did you see Wolfsburg playing yesterday against Munich?
- Yea, if Niklas Bendtner would have not been on the bench, he would have scored so many goals!

by alexgate7 July 7, 2016

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Petter Niklas

Swedish slang for penis. The english version would be John Thomas

Bloke #1: Zup dude what's your name?
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!

by Zchwen October 3, 2011

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Niklas

Niklas love's gasoline and braaappp

(Girl1)

Did you hear the braaappp from the engine?
(Girl2)Yeah that must be Niklas with his suzuki.

by Girlraper123 June 28, 2017

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A boy who hides his unfounded insecurities behind a cheerful and humorous character. Niklas has the best taste in music. He finds his love on Tinder and spends his afternoons, evenings and nights with her in parks, enjoying mate. Later in life, he will settle in a forest with his wife and many animals.

Person 1: Niklas is so cute! Do you think he is interested in me?
Person 2: No, he flirts with girls without realizing. He is in a relationship with Johanna.
Person 3: Oh, they make such a nice couple!

by jo9876 August 21, 2020

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Niklaas

A dude that lives in holland and is soo awesome, so when the dutch saw him, they mistook him for the messiah and now the whole country has a feast on the 24th of december to honor him.

They wanted to give him millions of gifts, but since he is not a materialistic guy (because he is awesome) he gives the gifts to children around the world every year.

St Niklaas

Oh wow, look at him, we need a celebration in his name.

Thank you Niklaas, this is exactly what I wished for!

by desidesdes December 13, 2012

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