Nigel

A bad ass DJ who's hung like a horse!

This DJ is really good who is he? Oh that's just Nigel!

by love4djs November 27, 2012

Nigel

Even when you're bored, Nigel is there.

Nigel and I went to the mall. ( when really, you went alone )

by Steve Loves You July 30, 2011

Nigel

1. Narly
2. Hitler
3. Hung like a horse
4. Awesome
5. Synical

Nigel just burned your ass!

by MandaRae October 20, 2008

Nigel

A "Nigel" is a wild creature usually asian or black, they are quick witted, strong, smart and quick, also they're sex gods (and heartless)

Girl 1: Wow look at Nigel!
Girl 2: Be careful, he's heartless.

by Pseudogender May 31, 2018

Nigel

Nigel is a term used to describe a person who doesn't show up after making plans or uses shifty means to avoid meeting up with friends who were nice enough to invite his/her/it's ungrateful ass to a social event.

He said he'd show up an hour ago. I think that rat bastard is Nigeling us.

by I_create_words March 28, 2018

Nigel

A term Australians use to describe people from England.

Also a term used by Australians to describe lonely friendless people.

Clarkson: It is just Bruce in a Bruce-mobile
Steve: And look at Nigel o'er there
Clarkson: Can we stand back..because..this is.. I'm afraid going to be..
Steve: A bloodbath
May: It is
Clarkson: A bloodbath..exactly

by realradoncombe October 28, 2021

Nigel

An unreliable annoying individual that spends his time recording everything around him. Often a Nigel tends to disappear for no exact reason and comes back as nothing happened. A Nigel is lazy, extremely idiotic and additionally to all this, usually acts like a combination of it all. Most of the time a Nigel has a big ego and believes he is the best at most activities, they tend to think they prefer being single but actually can't get any girls so they hide behind their egos.

"You're such a Nigel"
"Stop being a Nigel bro"
"This guy spends his time being a Nigel"

by BB1 Fan April 9, 2020