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Niebrand 

Slayer of dragons. 3 time Army Ranger School Graduate. May or may not have slayed Hitler. Possible Ninja. Known in Asia as Neo-Nowka or Slayer of Mythological Creatures. Carries the sword of SWAT. Member of the SWAT Firefighter Sheriff Squad. His name spreads fear to trolls, pixies, dragons, big foot, and monguls alike. Is the only non combat- Combat Engineer in the Army. Killed 5 men with his bare hands before the age of 19. Only man to go hand to hand with Chuck Norris and survive....Did not win...but SURVIVED. Currently holds the rank of a Lieutenant right out of Basic Training. Nits sweaters for the homeless. Never speak of his name after reading this. Its already too late for me...
There can only be one Niebrander!!!!!
Niebrand by PFC J Griffin January 18, 2009
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Neuralizer 

The act of removing a Facebook thread so it disappears without anyone knowing it ever existed.
Holy Marston, you pulled a Nguyen and used the neuralizer on that thread!
Neuralizer by Angry Professor October 16, 2012
God damn this Nierax guy is fucking stupid
-Dundar
nierax by P.Hat April 25, 2022

compounded anime neural character exposure response 

more commonly referred to its short name, "CANCER", this is the ability to be able to tell automatically which female character in the the anime is going to be "best girl". this is considered a sixth sense to some fans, while to others a superpower.
the compounded anime neural character exposure response takes anime fans by storm.
neural can mean a sex toy
hey, has anyone seen neural, last time i seen him he was stuck in warpedmind's ass
neural by daymon January 19, 2003
adj. Having a fine attention to important details. A combination of "neurotic" and "anal retentive" (both chiefly in pejorative use), but intended in a complimentary sense. cf. nubility, henchling
Carol: Here's an itemized list of what we need to move this project forward. I've already contacted the suppliers for quotes, and checked into applicable taxes that would change the final pricing. It all fits into budget. Any questions, team?
Employee#1: Good on ya, boss!
Employee#2: That's very neural of you. Part of why I like working here.
neural by d@d March 12, 2008
<neural> hmm when did this package arrive?
neural by neural January 19, 2003