A gym nemesis is a person whose presence in the gym has a consistent adverse effect on one's own gym-going experience. The most common manifestation of such a person is someone who always seems to be on the equipment that you want to use but they could also just be an obnoxious, disrespectful, or otherwise unpleasant fellow gym-goer.
Mike: "Damn Joe, that neanderthal over there has been hogging the bench press for like an hour. And that's the third time this week! I think this guy might be single-handedly responsible for my under-developed pecs!"
Joe: "You know what you've got yourself there, don't you?"
Mike: "No. What?"
Joe: "You've got yourself a gym nemesis my friend."
Mike: "Fuck my life."
Joe: "You know what you've got yourself there, don't you?"
Mike: "No. What?"
Joe: "You've got yourself a gym nemesis my friend."
Mike: "Fuck my life."
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A: How are Drew and Andrew? Are they still going out?
B: No, they are butt nemesis now, they wouldn't even be in the same room, not even with other people.
A: Ouch.
B: No, they are butt nemesis now, they wouldn't even be in the same room, not even with other people.
A: Ouch.
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Nemesis directed human affairs in such a way as to maintain equilibrium. Happiness and unhappiness were measured out by her, care being taken that happiness was not too frequent or too excessive. If this happened, Nemesis could bring about losses and suffering. As one who checked extravagant favours by Tykhe (Fortune), Nemesis was regarded as an avenging or punishing divinity.
Nemesis directed human affairs in such a way as to maintain equilibrium. Happiness and unhappiness were measured out by her, care being taken that happiness was not too frequent or too excessive. If this happened, Nemesis could bring about losses and suffering. As one who checked extravagant favours by Tykhe (Fortune), Nemesis was regarded as an avenging or punishing divinity.
That goddess Nemesis was a real bitch.
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Your worst enemy.
A person or thing that is extremely difficult to defeat.
Your worst enemy.
A person or thing that is extremely difficult to defeat.
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