New Year's Die

The awful, awful hangover that you get after drinking excessively on New Year's Eve.

He: God, I feel awful! I shouldn't have drunk so much at Bob's New Year's Eve party. I feel like death
She: Yeah, you've got a bad case of New Year's Die.

by ring-tailed roarer December 27, 2009

New Year Nut

When you bust a nut during the ball drop on New Years

This year will be great, started it off with a New Year Nut.

by Fuckup420 December 28, 2016

New Year’s Surprise

When a girl blows you while her head is in your lap

Samantha gave me a New Year’s Surprise on the couch last night after everyone else went to sleep.

by CndCooch3 February 9, 2021

New Year's Block

A condition that usually takes place the first couple of weeks into the new year, in which a person keeps writing in the last/previous year in place of the new one.

-doggonit! this is my third check today I write in the "old" year! -I know, you're not alone! I guess I got new year's block too, sorry to say.

by Cybercass December 30, 2009

new year's resolution

a goal that you propose then forget the next day.

a goal that should be realistic.

My new year's resolution is to eat less junk food, exercise more, and live an overall healthier, more productive, studious, exciting, and fulfilling life. This will probably result in utter failure, but I am making it anyway.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

New Year's Heaves

To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.

This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.

If it wasn't for Bobby having the New Year's Heaves, we could have seen Dick Clark celebrate his 243rd straight New Year's broadcast.

by classyguy273 December 28, 2010

New Year Blimp

A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.

My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.

by 'Nucks man January 4, 2011