New York Minute Share definition Flag Faster than you can be raped, stabbed, robbed, and left for dead in a pile of your own feces in da big city. Whoa, bitch! That blow job is supposed to take longer than a New York Minute! New York Minute by Ralph the Wunderllama December 10, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the New York Minute mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch