Skip to main content

Nerdling

A lower form of nerd, that even the standard nerds laugh at, insult and beat up.
A group of nerds come out of a Star Trek Convention, and see a short, skinny geek with coke-bottle glasses and hip-waders sitting on the sidewalk, caressing his autographed William Shatner poster.

"Whoa guys, check out the nerdling!"
by Vinman November 11, 2008
mugGet the Nerdling mug.

nerdling

a nerd like creature with four eyes... spooky!! dont cross them in a dark alley or they will eat you and steal all your books and calculators!!!
Person One: "i want to eat you and steal your calculators!!!"
Person Two: "That makes you a nerdling you nerdling!! Please dont eat me!!!"
by watnow August 14, 2006
mugGet the nerdling mug.

nerdelinger

n. A person who is in the final and most extreme stages of nerdliness.
Hey, nerdelinger, what's that you got there? A book?? What are you doing? Homework!?! What a loser.

Long is the biggest nerdelinger I know.
by Serena March 18, 2003
mugGet the nerdelinger mug.

Nerlingers

A term used in Scottish soccer newsgroups to indicate unwarranted hyperbole attributing special skills or qualities, especially to soccer players, with little evidence to support them.

Origin: Christian Nerlinger, a German soccer player who signed for Glasgow Rangers with great anticipation of his being an exceptional player but who later proved to be a grave disappointment.

Formerly Nerlinger's Syndrome.
"This boy may only have played for half an hour but I've seen enough to suggest we have landed a future great."

"No, you are just afflicted with Nerlingers."
by Studs Murphy January 26, 2006
mugGet the Nerlingers mug.

nerdalinger

A really dorky guy who usually wears thick glasses and pocket protectors. Also is frequently seen with a TI-85 calculator to solve problems such as "how to not get laid" and other similar things.
Cool guy: "We shoulda never gave those niggers money!"
Nerdalinger: "Let me calculate the probability that you said that statement twice before in the last 500 seconds, which comes out to be five minutes exactly, and in nanoseconds I got laid."
by JamieNerdy June 26, 2005
mugGet the nerdalinger mug.

nerdmonger

Named after the idiot guy in Japan that came up with the idea for "CAMERA PHONES." These will soon be the bane of society as they will allow it to become TOO easy for those with them to collect "evidence" of those of us who choose to remain anonymous in society.
Hey you nerdmonger, put your camera phone away in the women's locker room!
by Kavey October 12, 2004
mugGet the nerdmonger mug.

T.NIRDLINGER

A pretty looking girl in cloths, but when the cloths come off you are in for a big surprise, hanging skin, maybe stretch marks
I was in a club, I met this girl, thought she was young, got home, took off her cloths, and man she was a T.Nirdlinger. I banged her anyway......
by Williewanka July 22, 2008
mugGet the T.NIRDLINGER mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email