Small city in the upper south island of New Zealand. Known for an intolerance causing chemical in the water. Symptoms include racisim, bigotry, middle-class social climbing, and the complete inability to undertand anything that defies instant explanation.

Also know for the "sun tax" where employers believe they live in such a desirable location that they can get away with paying the lowest wages in the country.

Hi I'm from Nelson, New Zealand. I vote right wing and love to give people unwanted advice and unwelcome comments!

Nelson by Ex-Nelsonian August 23, 2012

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A small town in BC where everyone thinks they are uniquer than everyone else, And ppl say things like my dreads are nicer than your dreads. A place where every cafe has a waitress wearing a tank top with unshaven pits serving local grub and Oso coffee.

Her tribal armband is way different than everyone else s.. shes so RAD!
Shes so Nelson

Nelson by raino77 January 8, 2010

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To cruelly laugh in the presence of someone's misfortune.

I got fired today and my boss's assistant nelsoned me as I was cleaning out my desk.

I fell while rollerblading in the park and some jerk gave me a Nelson out a car window.

Nelson by Masner August 9, 2008

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