nelson muntz

An overweight, vest-clad 4th grader who enjoys to laugh at other's misfourtunes.

I hear Nelson Muntz just laughed at you after you fell down.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

lie-neilsen

It's when two men engage in anal sex, then the dominate male takes his penis and rubs it on the submissive male's upper lip and chin leaving a goatee.

My boss, John, loves to give the "lie-neilsen" to everyone he takes home from the annual Urban Gay Male Republicans convention in Miami.

by Assurance March 11, 2014

Papa Nelson

A fat person usually a grandpapa to Bryan Nelson. Usually eats chili and beans. LOVES John Deere. Drives Tractors.

Papa Nelson: Bryan, get the tractor

Bryan Nelson: Hold on Papa Nelson i'll get the tractor running

Papa Nelson: bryan, ask Nana if she made chili or beans

Nana: oh yes bryan, i did

Bryan Nelson: oh u like cock in your mouth?

by Nana Nelson February 1, 2009

mr.nelson

A teacher who is bald with a casual real name.Mr.Nelson is a funny teacher but laughs at the wrong kind of jokes.Mr.Nelson will always be that cool and weird history or well any teacher you'll have.Mr.Nelson thinks he's cool when he really isn't. Since he's bald he gets called names that aren't funny by kids and tries to think of funny joke burns.
Mr. Nelson thinks he's the best.

Girl student:"Mr.Nelson always thinks he's all that!"

Other Girl Student:"That's Mr.Nelson for you!"

by -A in Mr.Nelsons class December 8, 2016

Rusty Nelson

The act of shitting on somebodys head and giving them a noogie

I met this girl last night and she begged me to give her a rusty nelson

by Herropeopls March 17, 2020

Nick Nelson

if someone calls you their nick nelson that means you're their partner, a good one at that

(character from heartstopper)

Person: Do you wanna be my Nick Nelson
Other Person: Yes!!!

by Eoeosoeo May 14, 2022

nelson position

A sex position where a women sits on top of a man with her legs up. The man secures her legs so she can't close them. The women watches her pussy getting fucked and can't do anything about it.

The Nelson position is hot as fuck. Watching a helpless girl watch herself getting fucked! So hot!

by NikkiTay January 15, 2017