Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009

negotiator

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.

negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

negoshitting

when you are shitting on the toilet while negotiating for stock market trades

Stock market trader: "hey, you got those apple shares you want to sell"

Andre: "Yeah, i want $269 per share, you dig?"

Andre's roomate: "hey i made hot pockets, want some?"

Andre: "yeah bro, hold on a sec though, I'm negoshitting"

by BINGOBABIE May 7, 2020

aggressive negotiations

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting

My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009

Negot

A person that likes to smoke dirt, eat ass and shoves meth rocks up their ass

Yo that dude is such a fucking negot

by Jake is great *dabs* September 13, 2019

Negomi

Negomi means "princess"

It is a multi-national person that is a princess that is from far and wide, it enjoy being treated as a princess and enjoy wealth to give to others.

I patted this negomi just yesterday!

by TheWafflePerson May 21, 2021

negotiate

to discuss something formally in order to make an agreement.

I'm negotiating over the price.
she always negotiate over the price,

Hey "Did you buy the car ? "
Not yet, We are negotiating on the price

by Ala M December 16, 2014