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criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.
She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023
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Joe Negri

Joe Negri; a quite delightful fella, but yet tipical.

He offten speaks of the lovely skys, && he plays guitar like a mother fucking riot. He offten calls to say there was a man here who had some wonderful horns. && it be like that sometimes.
(Josh siad to Cree) Joe called && said there was a man here with some wonderful horns. (Cree replied) Joe who?

(Josh said ) JOE NEGRI: )!
by Asian kitty August 21, 2010
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negl

"do you like my boots?"
"those boots are ugly, negl"
by tawryy January 3, 2009
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Negging

The act of insulting, deriding, or otherwise putting down of an individual or group by another in an attempt to shake, crack, and eventually crumble their inherent confidence and fortification of self.

Although commonly defined strictly as geared toward women by pickup artists, fuckbois and other douchebag types, the activity is universal in that it is implemented by and against people of all types, genders, etc and does not adhere to any one demographic.
Person 1: I don't get why people feel the need to put me down as soon as they look at me.

Person 2: They're Negging you. They probably see how you carry yourself and, based on internal insecurities that they refuse to acknowledge, arrive at the conclusion that you're too confident and need to be knocked down a peg.

Person 1: But I've never even met them before. And I'm not even as confident as I'd like to be.

Person 2: Doesn't matter if you are or not, you look it to them, that's what they perceive and hence that is what they are going to act on. Maybe stroke up a conversation with them and try to clear that up.
by 2kTriggerz December 14, 2020
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neggir

a sort of way of saying "nigger" but in a trying-not-to-offend-someone way
"WASSUP MY NEGGIR!"
by DupeTheBarrel April 6, 2018
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Negly

A shortened slang term of the world negatively, used to mean something is bad.

The term is most notably used in the pilot episode of the 90s supernatural drama series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
“Chatter in the caf is that she got kicked out of her old school.”

“Neg.”
“Pos, rumor is she was starting fights.”

“Negly!”
by Hahaharambe September 19, 2018
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Neeliya

A skinny girl with a killer personality and a gorgeous smile.if a man is so lucky to have the opportunity, hed grace her presence at every moment. A good friend that is always there when needed. Best advice hands down. Always up for a night on the town! An adventure at hand, wild with a tan. Intelligent, responsible and ready for anything.
smallintelligentluckyneeliya
by kkmlmpw February 5, 2010
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