Definitely

Having distinct or certain limits - However, this adverb is OVERUSED by many idiotic twenty-somethings - This can be witnessed time and time again on moronic "dating" shows such as, for example, "Elimidate" or "The 5th Wheel" - Males and females alike are guilty of this bizarrely exagerrated use of the word 'definitely'. It's the 'totally' of the 90s/00s...

She: "I definitely think Josh is hot - But he definitely doesn't wax so I'm definitely going to have to go with Brad."

He: "Jennifer's definitely hot. She definitely has a nice body. But Jessica definitely rocks my world more. So I'm definitely going to ask her out"

by Totally Kim October 14, 2003

Definitelynotjennie

Definitelynotjennie is a tiktok page that posts random videos asking questions or uploading edits.

What's your tiktok?
Definitelynotjennie

by Lisa.x.bts September 30, 2022

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

definitely forreal

Phrase used to confirm that something is completely legit and totally believeable. Also means "I agree".

Angelique: Dude did you see that guy?
Allison: Yeah, he was so freakin' cute.
Angelique: Right, I'd hit that..twice.
Allison: definitely forreal.

by YouKnowWhatItIs69 March 27, 2011

definitely false

When something is wrong, to the extreme.

"I do not suck at life, you are most definitely false."

by Bevy September 28, 2006

most definitely

A redundant modification of the word definitely, used by inarticulant athletes (oops, redundantcy alert) during television interviews to describe their agreement with a premise or event that is beyond definite, as if definite meant probably. Most probably used to convince viewers of their almost definite plan to finish the last 3 1/2 years of their college education, after scoring millions of bucks as a stud.

"We most definitely lost the game, since we only scored 10 points, and they hung 38 on us" (because sometimes, you win even though out-scored?).

by Greg54 November 16, 2005

definitely maybe

An annoying phrase that Andrew uses daily to describe something that may occur.

Me: "Hey Andrew, are you going to that party Saturday night?"
Andrew: "Definitely maybe."

by Sunxocean March 10, 2009