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Liam Neesoned

.v) To punch or jab in the throat with lightning quick speed and agility, collapsing the airway and causing death within six seconds.

Variations:
Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.
Spectator 1: "Did you see that? That guy just got straight Liam Neesoned!"

Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."

Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*
by sbj1786 February 15, 2009
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Neesa

Neesa.

People often get this name mixed up with "Nessa" but it's neesa!

Neesa is an absolute angel. The sweetest person to walk this earth. No matter how upset she is she will always be the therapist friend. She's the type who says "ilu" after just meeting someone and will *platonically* mean it. She just radiates the best energy and is a delight to be around. Neesa is STUNNING..but she is either insecure or confident (mainly both.) Neesa is emotional and either loves attention or hates it. When she's upset she doesn't like to dump her issues on to others and overthinks a LOT. She loves animals, nature and is great with kids. Is very loyal in relationships and friendships. She has an odd sense of humor. She has a very innocent cute outer shell and a kinda crazy personality on the inside when you get to know her. The experience of it all is a joy ride. Her fashion taste? Magnifique! She'll say "I don't like the curse..." but oh my she curses up a storm.

in all Neesa's are perfect. If you're a Neesa I LOVE YOU.
Dang, you know..Neesa is an angel.
by 420joshy April 3, 2021
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Neesee

A person who will change your life forever. Neesee is a miracle and when we need one, is able to do one for us. In all that can go wrong she is the one who will make it all better. Neesee will bring you to victory and allow you to see in yourself what you may never have seen otherwise.
Neesee, NeeSee
by martianmommy February 13, 2010
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Liam Neeson

One of the most badass actors currently in existence. He is currently ranked somewhere between Brad Pitt and Clint Eastwood on the badass scale. Whether it's rescuing ditzy teenage daughters from apeshit albanians, or fighting off fucking wolves in arctic tundra (seriously, who the fuck does that?), Liam Neeson has got your fucking back.
The President: Where is she?! WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!

Chief of Security: Sir, I'm going to be frank, it doesn't look good. She's currently being held in an albanian mafia base situated in the arctic circle. Intel indicates the albanians have employed a local pack of huge motherfucking wolves as attack dogs.

The President: *shakes head, whispers* Dear god.

Chief of Security: Mr. President, there's only one man we know who could infiltrate the base...

The President: *incredulous* Liam Neeson?! *thinks, hesitates* Make the call.

Chief of Security: *picks up bright red phone, waits for answer* Mr. Neeson, your country needs you.
by prisonlove69 August 27, 2012
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The Liam Neeson

A fatal attack that consists of a hard throat chop (by hand or with a gun) followed sometimes by a headslam against a solid surface. It is not to be used carelessly. Seen in action during the badass movie "Taken", starring Liam Neeson.
Eric: Martin was giving you the stink eye all last night, what was up with him?

Brandon: Well, he was being a mouthy bitch the other day so I had to give him The Liam Neeson.

Eric: I'm surprised he's still breathing.
by LoadedGunn47 November 29, 2010
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Liam Neeson

The biggest badass know to man. Known to throat punch and inside knee kick a person from time to time and is never scared to kill a person.
This guy at McDonald's messed up my order so I Liam Neesoned his ass in the throat.
by AsianInvasion23 February 25, 2011
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Neese

A Neese is the most incredibly beautiful, charming, talented and wonderful woman in the entire universe. No other woman compares to a Neese. Often when a Neese is standing near another woman she makes them look like a swine or other pig-like animal by comparison. She has a perfect body, shiny brown hair and endlessly beautiful brown eyes which sparkle like diamonds. To be with her is like floating on a fluffy white cloud of absolute bliss. Her voice is like sweet music. Her smile is the single greatest gift you could ever be given.
by Smiten October 20, 2011
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