neef

A combination of "neet" and "oof", for when something is both pretty neet but also an oof.
"I spent 400 pound on Genshin to get Zhongli and couldn't get him. Did get Klee and some other neet characters though."
"Neef"
by 0Sanity February 04, 2021
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Neef

A person who does not have healthy, balanced meals, and is a bad cook.
"I've been having hot pockets and sweet corn as dinner for a week, lol."
-" Oh my god, you're such a neef !"
by iicacti February 26, 2025
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Neef(s)

This word is the combination of the words niece & nephew.
Nee >ce .... niece
Nef > ew ... nephew
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Needs

"I took my neefs out to the movies today, all 6 of them"
Or
The neefs were bouncing off the walls after eating too much candy!
Neef(s)

There are 16 neefs in our family of 9 siblings.

My neef and I rode the train for the first time.
Meaning my one niece & one nephew took the train for the first time.
by Dellie B. January 21, 2020
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Neef

Derived from the word meaning "neat"- meaning this shit is fucking cool
Wow she gave you a rimjob?

Yeah dude! It was neef!!
by NeefDodge June 13, 2019
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Ka-neef

A purposeful mispronunciation of the word "knife."
Yo dude, did you just touch my Ka-neef?
by Corn Pound December 11, 2018
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