Citation Needed

What you say to some dumbass motherfucker when he pulls some stupid shit out of his ass. Comes from Wikipedia.

Ben: The Sikhs control all the worlds corn.

Jack: Citation needed.

by Ganondox September 24, 2017

I needed that

Ratchet’s phrase used in the cartoon Transformers Prime when bulkhead tends to break something Ratchet needs

Bulkhead I needed that!

by Random stuff bruh March 16, 2020

Neffed

To overcomplicate something unnecessarily; to make something take an absurd amount of time

Sam really Neffed that up... It took us 45 min just to order McDonalds.

by Bromatos March 22, 2014

I needed my oils wet

To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.

I farted in front of my crush, yikes!
I needed my oils wet. get your stuff right

by Coco_heehee March 22, 2019

nerfed

when the makers of a game decide the players are having too much fun

dude, they totally nerfed the energix kit!

by cloverlikeswords June 2, 2017

nerfed

v: something that worked at one time, but was changed (usually for the worse) by someone who did not understand that particular thing's usefulness. You used to have something cool, but now your stuff
suxors. Often refers to MMOFPS's or MMORPG's, when the game designers change in-game rules and they screw stuff up.

"That game used to pwn, but now it blows. They took out the best part."
"Whatever I was doing, I'm not doing it anymore, I got nerfed."
"Our junk was so much better before the designers all nerfed it."

by CmdrAwesome December 29, 2004

Citation Needed

To be said aloud when you think you're being fed bullshit.
Can also be used when using hearsay as fact.

Stacey: OMG did you hear that Shanna is pregnant?!?!
Amy: Citation Needed
Emma: You got pwned

Amy: I heard Paul and Josie are going out now.. Citation needed.

by AmyWamyLamy November 24, 2010