needs a tent

a phrase that alot of league of legends players say in all chat when they are being camped

man if i get ganekd one more time im gonna ask if he "needs a tent"

by azirisnotatrahschamp December 29, 2016

needs-child

n. A bit of a mong

Stop behaving like a needs-child

by M February 9, 2004

Needs a Hug

A phrase used to express sympathy for a person who is an emotional train-wreck because they are going through a very hard time in their life.

"What's wrong with Rob?"

"His parents kicked him out of the house because he is an atheist."

"Wow. That really sucks. He needs a hug."
"Right? I wonder how he's doing right now."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022

needs warshed

Southern Ohio for a something dirty that requires cleaning.

Thet t-shirt needs warshed.

by Doogie B June 28, 2006

Needs more

A phrase so addictive it's unbelievable.

Often followed by something the user likes or wants.

Sometimes ended in "IMO", meaning "in my opinion".

"This conversation is boring..."
"Needs more cybersex IMO."

by Moonlight. =P October 29, 2006

needs more impse

The general consensus that a certain person, place, thing, or idea needs to involve more impsex.

Doom needs no more impse.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.

by TAS September 4, 2005

Needs to Call Enzyte

Another way to say sombody is unhappy. Those smiling people on the Enzyte commercials are scary.

Looks like Tom over there needs to call Enzyte. He's been really upset lately.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004