Lip-necker

One who's face goes from lip straight to neck, completely skipping the desirable chin. These people are heartless soulstealers who inhabit the dumps of society... Only with the addition of a chin could a lip-necker ever become a true member of the upper crust.

Tyler: "Jeff! Look out! There's a lip-necker to your immediate left!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."

Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"

by T.J. Collarwallace March 27, 2010

Wooly necker

A name normally given to Welsh people who put their heads up sheeps bums.

Man1: Dude! look at that guy with his head up that sheeps ass.
Man2: Wow he's a real wooly necker!

by Corywoolynecker September 12, 2009

chicken necker

Slang commonly used on the Eastern Shore of Maryland to describe a tourist or someone who is not from that area. comes form the practice of using chicken necks as crab bait.

these god damned chicken neckers always turn 50/301 into a parking lot during weekends in July.

by Capt_Capacitor April 25, 2005

rubber necker

Person who cranes, stains or otherwise awkwardly turns their head and stares while passing the scene of something interesting (usually morbid in nature).

This is usually seen and performed while driving past the scene of an accident, or any other incident where there are police, firemen or ambulances with lots of flashing lights.

by Batman July 11, 2004

noodle-necker

one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game

Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.

by mja008 November 28, 2019

Pecker-Necker

-Someone (i.e. a girl) that sucks a lot of dick

Jill is a complete pecker-necker and won't turn anyone down.

by sooper~dee~dooper February 15, 2009

Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.

"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."

by snarftits September 17, 2014