Naval Sex

Sex in the Navy. Not sex with a navel

Learn to spell God damn it.

by Blood November 1, 2004

Naval Officer

The finest officers of the United States military. They are the most motivated, the most intelligent and the finest leaders of any of the nation's officer corps.

I am a Naval Officer. I command a 98,000 ton warfighting vessel, orchestrate air strikes, launch commando raids, plan invasions and gather intelligence in ways that other branches dream about.

So, whatcha do in the army or the marines? Stack boxes?

by go NAVY, beat ARMY November 7, 2010

Naval Test

When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.

I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.

by TN_WhiskeyMan January 13, 2010

Naval strike

When a man or men ejaculate into a females (or males) naval or belly button, filling it up.
Also referred to as a naval bomb or naval bombing

I dropped a naval strike on my girlfriend last night

by ballcheesejoe21 April 13, 2014

naval gazing

The practice of quipping faux-intellectual droppings, ideally on Twitter by influential tech people. Utterances should have a healthy mix of sociology, anthropology, technology, and why yes, cryptocurrency bullshit. It is named after a certain venture capitalist.

- Did you see his latest tweet? He is at it again. "The past was democracy. The future is meritocracy. Blockchain is Lydia".
- His naval gazing is just too much, man.

by someone-over-the-rainbow July 31, 2018

Naval Gazing

Noun: The semi-stupefied state that a boat owner falls into when the weather is sunny and the seas are calm, but they are stuck at work. Often, this state is punctuated by staring longingly out the nearest ocean-facing window. May also be seen in surfers stuck work while the waves are breaking.

Man, did you see Joe? He just got a new speedboat and was naval gazing all afternoon. I felt badly for the guy when the weather blew in.

by Paradoxical Cat July 29, 2013

Naval Flight Officer

An Officer in the United States Navy that makes sure that the Naval Aviator does not crash into a Mountain. He works diligently in his efforts due to the fact his body is only .3 seconds behind the Pilot in an Aircraft. Normally, a Naval Flight Officer is more Handsome and Smart in every way. This is proven by the fact that they refer to the pilot as a Stick Monkey.

"My Naval Flight Officer is awesome, he saved my from flying into IRAN"

by NFO4Life August 28, 2012