Faternity

A society at American universities for obese cunts.

Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

Paternity Brothers

Two or more men who appeared on the Maury Povich show and were tested for the paternity of the same child.

"Ever since we was both tested for being Shaniqua's baby daddy on dat Maury show, we Paternity Brothers, fam"

by mattmattmattmatt August 21, 2008

Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.

Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."

by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011

Nathanity

A state of mind in which the victim compulsively describes their own genitals.

My friend can't stop talking about his balls. Somebody, stop this nathanity!!!!

by birdsmackinwhale February 11, 2010

faternity

a bunch of guys jerking off on a cracker, the last one to come has to eat the cracker.

Ed: We just did a faternity, im still hungry

by Terezza December 25, 2018

Caternity leave

Leave of absence when you get a new cat or kitten.

I'm out for the next 6 weeks for caternity leave. It's important bonding time when you first get a cat!

by Bikosmom May 18, 2017

NaterTit

A specific part of a “Nate’s” body part. May also be know as thy breast.

Hey Nate lemme see that NaterTit

by Best_Name February 4, 2022