Nard

To consistently commit to, and opt out of plans with friends. Especially work friends.

"Is Jim going to come to the happy hour he set up? Or is he going nard us again?"
"I was planning on having dinner tonight with Jim, but he narded me. Again."
aka "Kicked in the nards."

by blackhamster March 02, 2015

the nard

some people(most of which are familiar with nardcore) use this as slang for oxnard. Its just cool and stupid at the same time.

Joe - So where are you from?

Krista - The Nard

A Guy - using "The Nard" is gay, just say Oxnard.

Krista - But I'm so cool.
Joe and Guy - Oh

by homophobic July 01, 2004

nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

by Gazza March 25, 2003

nard

(nard):a word that means for testicle often used as an exclamation of disappointment

(narded): to be beaten beyond repair there is no coming back from being narded

use 1:
person 1: hey will you go out with me

person 2: sorry no
person 1: aw nards

use 2:
person 1: he man I lost that football game
person 2: aw man that sucks how badly
person 1: lets just say we got narded

by GCORDON288 February 14, 2019

Nard-on

When a mans testicles elevate, elongate, and stiffen, during extreme arousal.

"Dude, that chick gives me a serious nard-on every time I see her."

by MikeHawk8=====D~~~~ March 23, 2015

nard

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

by megan November 15, 2003

Nard

Taboo term used to refer to the testicles

Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test

by Nate brown May 08, 2007