Boner Narcolepsy 

A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint

We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.

Boner Narcolepsy by Frontpagepodcast May 19, 2016

Pasternakian Narcolepsy 

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

Pasternakian Narcolepsy by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

vehicular narcolepsy 

chronically falling asleep anytime you're in a moving vehicle

"I'm so tired, but I can't fall asleep. Can you drive me around the block like my mom did when I was a baby, 'cuz I have a serious case of vehicular narcolepsy"

vehicular narcolepsy by JenaB March 10, 2008

academic narcolepsy 

1. The term used to describe feeling bored or tired at the thought of schoolwork
2. The condition where one instantly falls asleep at the mention or thought of class/classwork. Chronic, no cure.

“Every time I walk into French it’s like I have academic narcolepsy. I can’t stay awake!”

academic narcolepsy by curious.george December 8, 2009

orgasmic narcolepsy 

A sleep disorder in which the affected person immediately and uncontrollably falls asleep after sex or any orgasm inducing activity.

My bf is so pissed because he wants to talk and cuddle after sex and I always pass out. I tried to explain to him I had a condition called orgasmic narcolepsy, but he's not buying it.

orgasmic narcolepsy by ta2dspinner September 24, 2011

Theatrical Narcolepsy 

The inability to stay awake during a movie, but can also be used with watching T.V. or anything on a T.V. screen.

"Pedro immediately falls asleep during any movie, I think he suffers from Theatrical Narcolepsy." said Geoff

Theatrical Narcolepsy by G(f) February 12, 2009

Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.

"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."

Italian Narcolepsy by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019