napilicious

sleepy, tranquil, or calming in nature. Of or pertaining to a nap. Also can be used to imply boring or uninteresting content.

Greg's presentation was so napilicious I had to wipe up the drool from under my chin after being rudely awakened.

by apalmer918 July 17, 2006

Nailia

Nailia is a the nicest person there is she is always there for you no matter what. She is also a genius that would help you too in your school. She is very beautiful and wonderful too. You would never find anyone like her so if you have her you got to keep her.

Wow your so beautiful I wish I could be beautiful like you Nailia

by Oh_man_jc August 1, 2019

SSC Napoli

The Italian Soccer/Football Squad with chants from “Curva A” and “Curva B” (Curve A and Curve B). Diego Maradona is there God but the president of the club is cheap ASF

“My cousin loves SSC Napoli”

by TheSicilian March 1, 2022

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

by Brett Mello May 8, 2007

like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

napoli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.

2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli’s (R-SD) words on an acceptable description of rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota’s abortion ban.

by athens April 17, 2006

Napolitanoian Ice Cream

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.

Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!

by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010