najib

A FAT FUCK WHO EATS ALL DAY

YOUR A FAT FUCK NAJIB

by Mr blob February 27, 2019

NAJIB

Political practices commonly used in Malaysia.
N - No Answer
A - Avoid at all cost
J - Just ignore
I - I wasn't aware
B - Buat tak tahu

Always practice the NAJIB before you went on a news conference.

by Mr Ethical April 18, 2019

najib

a man that uses a didgeridoo for his mating call and also chants hesh while playing it

look at that man hes doing a najib i think he likes you

by najib dokon March 27, 2018

Najib Razak

Dato' Seri Najib Razak was the 6th Prime Minister of Malaysia (2009-2018). He was so far the best Prime Minister in Malaysian history ever. He really cared for people and the country. Unfortunately, he was ousted by communists i.e. Pakatan Harapan who was keep slandering about him with various fake news. The new communist government charged him and finally jailed him, even though he is not even guilty at all!

Despite malicious communist propaganda, Malaysians still love him and miss him as the Prime Minister. Majority of Malaysians want him to return as Prime Minister.

I miss old days under the rule of Dato' Seri Najib Razak. He was the best Prime Minister who really cared for people. If he wasn't our PM, I wouldn't even get a job and live happily. I really miss him.

by buttercandy August 23, 2022

The Najib

To keep changing ones alibi starting of with " it's just a rumour" then moving on to "i don't know", followed by " ok, i knew but..." and any other excuses one can think of, ending with " it's not my fault, some one tricked me"

This comedy of continuously changing statements in defense of the former Malaysian Priminister alleged involvement in the worlds biggest con job in relation to 1MDB investment fund and the investigation by the Justice Department.

When his teacher called his mom and told her he was absent from school, Jimmy started doing the Najib as soon as he walked thru the front door and saw his mom's look of displeasure.

by walaun May 04, 2019