ntf

nice tight fit.

the perfect dick.
fits well, just exactly as intended.
perfect in length and girth.
often leads to the best sex you've ever encountered.
other guys will have problems surpassing a sexual experience with an ntf.

melyss: how was that date last night? things end well?

carol the great: well??? they were incredible!!!

melyss: do you mean...?

carol the great: OH YES.

both: NTF!!!!

by perfectimperfection March 19, 2008

NTFS

Not the fucking standard - A term used to express disapproval

Daniel: I just lost my virginity to an ugly fat hoe on a camping trip I didn't invite you guys on
Matthew: NTFS

by jamaicanredneck April 28, 2016

NTFS

Not the fucking standard - A term used to express disapproval

Daniel: I just lost my virginity to an ugly fat hoe on a camping trip I didn't invite you guys on
Matthew: NTFS

by jamaicanredneck April 28, 2016

NTF

NTF is an an abbreviation of “No the fuck” relating to something you strongly disagree with.

Marie: We all shit in the shower.
Me: NTF we don’t Marie…

by Bradcrublebar July 28, 2021

Ntfs

Need to find somone

when you want to get her a girl but she chooses another Yeah you Ntfs

by Superbarbar June 25, 2021

ntf

need to fuck

“i really ntf this dude”

by acewhat July 10, 2023

NTF

No Trouble Found.
The classic definition used by repair personnel in all trades, help desk support teams, and anywhere trouble or problem tickets are used.

I.T. problem ticket 123456 closed NTF.

by Mr.Slartibartfast September 16, 2020