ntf

nice tight fit.

the perfect dick.
fits well, just exactly as intended.
perfect in length and girth.
often leads to the best sex you've ever encountered.
other guys will have problems surpassing a sexual experience with an ntf.

melyss: how was that date last night? things end well?

carol the great: well??? they were incredible!!!

melyss: do you mean...?

carol the great: OH YES.

both: NTF!!!!

by perfectimperfection March 19, 2008

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Not To Fuck

I warned her NTF him. Now he follows her around like a lovesick puppy.

by LapsedPacifist July 17, 2018

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NTFS

Not the fucking standard - A term used to express disapproval

Daniel: I just lost my virginity to an ugly fat hoe on a camping trip I didn't invite you guys on
Matthew: NTFS

by jamaicanredneck May 25, 2016

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Not the fucking standard - A term used to express disapproval

Daniel: I just lost my virginity to an ugly fat hoe on a camping trip I didn't invite you guys on
Matthew: NTFS

by jamaicanredneck May 25, 2016

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No Trouble Found.
The classic definition used by repair personnel in all trades, help desk support teams, and anywhere trouble or problem tickets are used.

I.T. problem ticket 123456 closed NTF.

by Mr.Slartibartfast September 16, 2020

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