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nigga the fuck?!

a phrase used in moments of great confusion, shock, and disgust.

the hood variant of "what the fuck"
Bro 1: That girl be on birth control, but she still made him jizz in the sink.

Bro 2: NTF?! I wouldve came in her stink!
by cool reef December 03, 2010
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1) An abreviation for Not Too Fucking Smart

2) May also refer to the New Technology File System. The file system introduced with Windows NT to replace the File Allocation Table (FAT) system. Used by Windows NT, 2000, XP, Vista, Server 2003, and Server 2008
Guy 1: Man, Jenny is NTFS,
Guy 2: Yeah, she won't stop babling about how The Hills is "sooo true!"

Guy 3: Should I reformat my new harddrive as NTFS or would I loose all my porn?
Nerd: NTFS isn't that huge of an improvement. Besides, everyone knows Linux is way better for storing, sorting and categorizing your porn!
by Sheepe January 30, 2008
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Abbreviation for New Technology File System, the file system introduced with windows NT to replace the file allocation table (FAT) system.

The *nix kernel is not compatible with NTFS at present.
you'd be more secure with NTFS you know
by SilverFalcon October 10, 2004
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Next Time Forever

A phrase used when breaking up with someone that means it’s over for good.

Also an illscarlett song.
This time she said it’s over, she said next time forever (NTF), I can’t explain I’ll take the blame. I brought this all on myself.
by Briaxstarr August 07, 2007
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Not The Fucking Same
Guy 1: Dude check out my new iphone! it's the best smartphone on the market.
Guy 2: Yeah, i got myself a blackberry
Guy 1: NTFS man!
by H-ABB August 07, 2010
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