NTF

nigga the fuck?!

a phrase used in moments of great confusion, shock, and disgust.

the hood variant of "what the fuck"

Bro 1: That girl be on birth control, but she still made him jizz in the sink.

Bro 2: NTF?! I wouldve came in her stink!

by cool reef December 4, 2010

NTF

Next Time Forever

A phrase used when breaking up with someone that means it’s over for good.

Also an illscarlett song.

This time she said it’s over, she said next time forever (NTF), I can’t explain I’ll take the blame. I brought this all on myself.

by Briaxstarr August 7, 2007

NTF

Not To Flaunt

NTF, but my old lady and I make some pretty good looking babies.

by kpsheenani January 22, 2013

NTF

Nice Try Faggot

Noob: QQ
You: NTF bitch.

Some noob was trying to T-Bag me so I turned around, knifed him and said "NTF".

by Man_Bridger January 29, 2009

NTF

Now Thats Funny

Person1: TELLS JOKE
Person2: NTF

by jcc222633 November 30, 2010

ntfs

1) An abreviation for Not Too Fucking Smart

2) May also refer to the New Technology File System. The file system introduced with Windows NT to replace the File Allocation Table (FAT) system. Used by Windows NT, 2000, XP, Vista, Server 2003, and Server 2008

Guy 1: Man, Jenny is NTFS,
Guy 2: Yeah, she won't stop babling about how The Hills is "sooo true!"

Guy 3: Should I reformat my new harddrive as NTFS or would I loose all my porn?
Nerd: NTFS isn't that huge of an improvement. Besides, everyone knows Linux is way better for storing, sorting and categorizing your porn!

by Sheepe January 30, 2008

ntf

ntf means Nani The Fuck

ntf do you mean?

by nani jp September 6, 2018