NPS

(No Pussy Syndrom) NPS is when you havent had pussy is sooo long

“Liam has NPS and needs a bit of pussy” They say

by cardie April 2, 2023

NPS Experience

Near Pants Shitting Experience

An event that scares you so badly you almost shit your pants.

The other night, I had an NPS experience when my car slid on a patch of ice going into a tunnel.

by JL Patrick March 21, 2013

NPS Meltdown

The ensuing chaos when an organisations leadership team receives a lower than expected Net Promoter Score.

Characterised by outpourings of blame, finger-pointing and clutching at straws.

"I tried to walk into the boardroom but the whole leadership team was right in the middle of an NPS Meltdown. Bill from Accounting had pissed his pants, Randy from Marketing was hyperventilating and while Jane from Customer Service looked like she was about to dive out the window!"

by ecomm-lord August 23, 2022

NPS-er

Someone who is a part of a gang on instagram shortened NPS (niggapoopsexer) of a meme page.

Bro I just had a chat with another NPS-er his memes were so funny!

by Proud NPS-er May 19, 2020

NPS Diamond

He is the best call of duty player of all time. Not only will he carry you in any match, but he’s also very professional. In the business scene, he’s very organized and gets things done as soon as possible and to the best of his ability, however, he has a tendency to overwork himself due to his high exceeding self expectations.

“Did you know if you use code NPS you get 10% off your next purchase at rogueenergy.com?”

“Yea, NPS Diamond told me!”

by NPS Diamond August 5, 2021

nps ypr

it is the worst school ever on the planet earth

nps ypr sucks

by !JINX March 13, 2022

NPSIS

school expect you to become doctor/engineer/scientist. nothing else. people here think they're mafia boss. bullying is very popular. you need eye surgery after u see sec sch principal fashion sense. canteen food very expensive, seems like they're oil company. rumors here turn into life-changing moments. IB = coffee + no sleep + depression. too much pressure on academics, - makes students wanna run away from home. gardening in nps best in singapore. principal has load of attitude. dance teacher tortures student until dont break bones. senior co-ordinator is old witch. furniture breaks when anybody heavier than 40kg sits on it. people always roaming around cuz they dont know which class they're in. most projectors don't work. wifi sucks. mandarin teacher should be banned from school. computers take forever to load.

Riya: which school ru in?
Arush: NPSIS.
Riya: oh um best of luck.

by badgirl42069 August 21, 2021