No Shit

To not have shit

I would like a cheese burger with no shit.

by Anonymous July 12, 2002

No shit

Something to say when someone states the obvious, especially during a movie outloud.

Little kid: She was a ghost all along (from the Fog)
Me: NO SHIT!

by Schulz December 25, 2005

No Shit

A word to respond to something shocking or unexpected, or something you really dont care about.
Often replied with a comeback, "Shit no"

A: OMFG! I found some mexicans snorting coke inside the freezer of apple bee's!
B: No shit??
A: Shit no!

A:Dude your car rides and handles great!
B:Thats exactly what your mom told me last night.
A:No shit?
B:Shit no!!
A:Wtf?

by Xent December 28, 2005

No Shit

Something you say to a dumb ass after they state the obvious.

OMG, you can drive!
Yeah, no shit.

by Lolage:) xxxx October 26, 2010

No Shit

you are kidding!

No shit that is your women

by The man December 15, 1999

No Shit

1. Obviously
2. You don't say; I didn't know that.

1. Jason: You have an appointment at 3.
Rick: No shit.
2. Jason: I heard Jess has been out of state for the past week.
Rick: No shit? I thought she was staying at a friend's house.

by Aldridge517 May 16, 2013

No Shit

1. there is not any shit
2. duh!
3. dam ur stupid
4. ironic points

"No shit, I already knew that"
"No shit, Sherlock"

by Nicole Morris April 16, 2006