Monkey Nuts

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

check nuts

to ask yourself if youre really ready to commit to something that involves manhood.

You better check nuts before you try to drink that shit

by dermanatural March 1, 2009

unload your nuts

Using stored up but unused talents and abilities to the maximum in one epic action.

Kevin had been waiting for three quarters for his dumb basketball coach to finally put him in the game so he could show what he could do. When the starting point guard got injured, the coach put Kevin in the game, where he proceeded to "unload your nuts" all over the other team by scoring 75 points in one quarter.

by HappyDungston December 25, 2011

Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"

That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.

by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017

Let my nuts hang

To not care, to be able to let your Guard down, to not give a fuck , be good in your hood

Aye yo blood, we don’t check in nowhere. I don’t roll wit 50 niggas blood, I let my nuts hang .

by Ahahshshsbhx May 20, 2018

man who will eat his own nuts

someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game

Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"

by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi February 15, 2020

kick in the nuts

it not a joke you may need to call life alert

i just got a kick in the nuts and I have fallen and cant get up

by matt sheppardd November 2, 2018