Italian Nightclub

When a hooker lathers your dick in pizza sauce and sucks it off

You: “How much for an Italian Nightclub?”
Hooker: “15, but you supply the sauce.”

by The Italian Nightclub November 8, 2019

007 Nightclub

A place where only the most drunk and belligerent souls end up.

Guy 1: I want to go to the 007 Nightclub
Guy 2: Whats the 007 Nightclub?
Guy 1: I don't fucki*unintelligible*

by Webasaurus May 13, 2018

Vibe Nightclub

A place in Rockingham WA where skanks hang out to get drunk, sleep around and give random guys BJ's.

I picked up this easy lay from vibe nightclub last night.

by XSpence January 6, 2009

wonderland nightclub

A place for under 18’s go to shake their non-existent meat on their bones for lonely white boys to control

‘Wonderland nightclub’ is where all my friends go to shake what they don’t have

by TruthTalker101 August 30, 2017

Philippine nightclub

Dip your cock in adobo sauce and woman licks it off

She gave me a Philippine Nightclub last night!

by Darkhouse666 January 25, 2023

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB

A guy that came from MINNEAPOLIS and slapped the SHIT out of me on THE ROOM 16 SLING.

I did not realize he was in POST FARTUM DEPRESSION.

FUCK HARDER PRINCIPLE applied as just look down there.

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB as the way you slapped me around it was indicative of my PEDOPHILIA sales talk of the NIGHTCLUB in FEMALE CLOTHING.

When I FARTED on the SLING as YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB said we are done.

Now the FUCK SEARCHER is on for the PLOW THE BACK 40 as have to watch the split as they are out for YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB bloodletting ceremony and a FIST FUCKING .

by COME GET ASSHOLE May 12, 2021

The First Guy to Own A Nightclub

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.

Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024