Nickleback

Girl Version: Slut or girl who sucks d*ck
Guy Version: Man whore or guy who eats pus*y

Guy #1:Look At That Chick Over There, She's Such A Nickleback, She'll Probably Give Me Head

Guy #2: Yeah, Trust Me I Would Know

by C.R.E.A.M.!!!! November 8, 2009

NICKLEBACK

Vomit inducing.

Used by paedophiles to lure children.

"that film the other day was really nickleback, think i might kill my wife"

by CakeAndOnly November 28, 2017

Nickleback

The way that stupid-assed people spell Nickelback, since they flunked first grade English and have zero clue how to do research to verify that they spelled the band's name correctly.

"Boy, I sure love Nickleback since my teacher says I am gooder than the rest of the class." "It's 'better,' not 'gooder.' You speak like a moron. Let me make sure. How do you spell 'Nickelback'?" "Oh, it's N-i-c-k-l-e-b-a-c-k! Yeah!" "Yep, you're definitely a reject. It's N-i-c-k-e-l-b-a-c-k. It's not hard to spell at all."

by ihavenouseforaname May 28, 2022

nickleback sucks

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.

Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!

by Edders1 September 14, 2013

Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021

nickleback whore

A cheap prostitute. Origin comes from an old joke where the punchline is, "I paid her a quarter, and she said, 'Here's your nickle back'"

Oh, you like it when I treat you rough? Come here, you nickleback whore

by DLayzell May 1, 2008

The Nickleback

A sexual position where the attendee has bottle rockets fired up his ass while also sucking all of the dicks.

"Dude, you look awful."
"Yeah, I just had to pull The Nickleback."
"You sucked all of the dicks?"
"All of them."

by Cunty McDooglejizz August 14, 2012