Neymar

synonym of imperfect osteogenesis

My son has Neymar, the other day the wind hit him and he broke 4 bones

Neymar by cancersebero July 15, 2021

Neymar

The best Brazilian footballer who played for brazil then for barcelona and currently for PSG

"Damn! he plays like Neymar!"

Neymar by ARANDOMFOOTBALL(SOCCER)PLAYER July 10, 2022

Neymar

A person who didn't get a public farewell from Kylian Mbappé.

Neymars were mad today because they got eliminated from the diving competition.

Neymar by Recededhairline September 17, 2023

neymar jr 

the most beautiful man to ever walk on earth. he is an amazing futbol player and deserves a worldcup.

max: WOW NEYMAR JR IS SO FINE!

neymar jr by bigbootysex December 16, 2022

Neymar Effect 

When you hate someone's guts, yet you still want to fuck them brainless.

Person 1: "Wow, I hate Justin Bieber but I'd definitely fuck him!"
Person 2: "That's called the Neymar Effect."

Neymar Effect by Thibaut July 20, 2014

neymar rolling 

The Brazilian soccer player Neymar is the focus of an onslaught of mockery for his habit of hurling himself to the ground and rolling to cry foul.

In the 2018 World Cup Round of 16, when Neymar reacted to an apparent brush on the ankle as if he'd been shot, and launched into a prolonged display of writhing that outshone even the most theatrical of professional wrestlers.

Stop your neymar rolling!

neymar rolling by 寺山修司 July 7, 2018

Neymar junior 

The most hottest and kindest most cutest man in the whole world

Homie: who you have a crush on?
Thottie: neymar junior

Neymar junior by Umzyx_m July 15, 2023