Brazil's no.10 is doing a neymar again. The Mexican defender had the slightest of contacts and he rolls over a few times, clutching his foot in agony like a drama queen
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Get the doing a neymar mug.The Brazilian soccer player Neymar is the focus of an onslaught of mockery for his habit of hurling himself to the ground and rolling to cry foul.
In the 2018 World Cup Round of 16, when Neymar reacted to an apparent brush on the ankle as if he'd been shot, and launched into a prolonged display of writhing that outshone even the most theatrical of professional wrestlers.
In the 2018 World Cup Round of 16, when Neymar reacted to an apparent brush on the ankle as if he'd been shot, and launched into a prolonged display of writhing that outshone even the most theatrical of professional wrestlers.
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Get the Neymar mug.When Jesse Lingard asked marcus rashford what they talked about in the tunnel with Neymar, Marcus told him they talked about "the weatha" Lingard responded: "NO NO NO NO NO, DO NOT EVEN-, THE WEATHA?! THE WEATHA?!" he was convinced he was lying so he sarcastically said "Yo neymar yeah Sunny innit?'" as a way to mock his answer.
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Get the Yo Neymar sunny innit?' mug.Look, I neymar, you neymar, he neymars, whenever we perform part or all of this theatrics:
- diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent);
- flopping into the ground;
- collapsing onto the ground;
- throwing ourselves to the ground;
- giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim;
- passing out randomly;
- hitting the ground;
- faking falls;
- faking injuries;
- faking being fouled;
- embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent);
- twisting and turning in pain on the ground;
- howling in pain on the ground;
- crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy;
- screaming like a petulant child;
- playing victim;
- constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch;
- acting like a drama king;
- acting like a primadonna;
- grassrolling;
- flopping around like a dead fish on the floor;
- going down elaborately;
- a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer;
- rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train.
You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama.
(But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
- diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent);
- flopping into the ground;
- collapsing onto the ground;
- throwing ourselves to the ground;
- giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim;
- passing out randomly;
- hitting the ground;
- faking falls;
- faking injuries;
- faking being fouled;
- embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent);
- twisting and turning in pain on the ground;
- howling in pain on the ground;
- crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy;
- screaming like a petulant child;
- playing victim;
- constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch;
- acting like a drama king;
- acting like a primadonna;
- grassrolling;
- flopping around like a dead fish on the floor;
- going down elaborately;
- a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer;
- rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train.
You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama.
(But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
I don't like football players who neymar.
Coach to his player: «Neymar again, and I'm gonna kick your ass!»
Coach to his player: «Neymar again, and I'm gonna kick your ass!»
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