New Yorker is an arrogant, primitive, money/pleasure-obsessed individual; irritable, angry and nasty type A personality who doesn't give a damn about others and only cares for his/her own well-fare. Some are just curse-spitting lowlifes, some are coldhearted bastards who think they belong to "high society" and are "on top of the world" (they're really only on top of their mamma). Many "New Yorkers" had 100s or dozens of sexual partners and long forgotten that love, intimacy, care, etc. STDs are rampant. New Yorkers think it's normal to go to a bar and find a one-night stand or to dump their partner on some petty issue and easily find a replacement (the dumped New Yorkers don't care too much though, because they are as committment-phobic as their lovers) Most New Yorkers fear or dislike nature and anything that is natural, for that matter, and try to hide behind fake values and things like "style and fashion" to conceal their spiritual and emotional emptiness. They prefer to see nature tamed and confined to something like Park Avenue poodle (who spends his days pampered at DOG DAYCARE). Many New Yorkers are extreme weirdos that outdo most L.A. nutcases by far and far. Some of the worst scum of world are New Yorkers: from lawyers to street thugs--though not all New Yorkers are scum, of course. And yes, I did live in NYC for quite a while, as well as in all large US cities.
From the News: "New Yorker got spit on and beaten by another subway passenger after apologizing for stepping on his foot"
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Somebody who overrates his own importance. Insists he lives in the best city in the world, despite the fact that he sucks cocks.
by Dan November 20, 2003
Get the new yorker mug.Eastern Pennsylvanian slang for complete and utter asshole. Invaders of the beautiful lehigh, bucks, berks counties. Thinks the Yankees are gods baseball team and they are not afraid to get into your face about it. Obnoxious and loud fucktards. Dirty and ignorant
Steve: "where the hell did all these assholes in our school come from?"
Me: "They are fuckin' new yorkers. Where do you think they came from?"
Steve: "umm New York? Fucktards!"
Me: "They are fuckin' new yorkers. Where do you think they came from?"
Steve: "umm New York? Fucktards!"
by EmTy May 14, 2009
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by W A K O May 13, 2009
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New Jersey Devils Fan AKA DOUCHE: YO MY TEAM IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE LESS STANLEY CUPS THAT YOU AND WE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR
Me (New Yorker): Yo Motha fucka imma bust a cap in yo ass dochebaaa lets go RIGHT HERE NOW!!
NJD Fan: No, i cant because in too busy working out, getting a spray tan and getting laid by ugly italian fatass bitchs
Me (New Yorker): Yo Motha fucka imma bust a cap in yo ass dochebaaa lets go RIGHT HERE NOW!!
NJD Fan: No, i cant because in too busy working out, getting a spray tan and getting laid by ugly italian fatass bitchs
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