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Neff

Noun: A futuristic male or female who wears goggles, has unnatural colored hair, hangs out in small groups or alone and usually rides a hover skateboard.

Adj: To describe a person or place as "Neff" means to describe it as being very vividly colored with neon lights and/or very futuristic.
Noun: There are many Neffs that live in that area, they are always riding those hoverboards around.

Adj: The Neff City of Dysnomia, is home to extravagant nightlife and brightly colored streets.
by TunakLfie June 26, 2010
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Neff

A Creature known to be seen in ohio, it is short, brown hair, Some say resemble's a "Ragedy Ann Doll". It is liked by no other creature. From Certain Views it may look to have features of a baby bird in the face.
by Bakatu September 7, 2009
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neff

Verb

To Neff (eg Neffing)
Neffer (one who neffs)

To neff is to post uselessly in order to increase one's post count in an online forum.
Someguy: posts funny story about his girlfriend
Neffer: lol!!
by airencracken June 11, 2006
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neff

To shove one's fist up another's ass. Also known as "fisting".
"I was neffing the wife last night, and she shat on my arm!"
by wazzledoozle September 5, 2006
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neff

a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)
situation 1:

guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...

guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?

guy 1- probibly not

guy 2- dude dont be such a neff

situation 2:

chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler

chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!
by nathaniel bangem March 26, 2009
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neff

Neff: one of a series of noisy up-and-down jaw movements with mouth and eyes wide open, often performed by nearby, toothless diners that appear to be in a trance. Also indicates the person who is neffing (the neffer). Used as a nound or verb.
Yahuda ask his mother if it was OK to imitate the elderly neff at the next table while dining at Cowboy Bob's Bean Barrell.
by mellophan April 1, 2021
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Neff

A "Dickey Word" of complex origin.

It Branches from the root word Neffertiti. Meaning a person of physical or mental disability.
Tina Demps is a Neff.

Hey ma is it just me or is that a Neff licking the sofa.
by steveclaiborne(aka.ma) September 4, 2010
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