neff

To shove one's fist up another's ass. Also known as "fisting".

"I was neffing the wife last night, and she shat on my arm!"

by wazzledoozle September 5, 2006

neff

a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)

situation 1:

guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...

guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?

guy 1- probibly not

guy 2- dude dont be such a neff

situation 2:

chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler

chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!

by nathaniel bangem March 26, 2009

neff

Neff: one of a series of noisy up-and-down jaw movements with mouth and eyes wide open, often performed by nearby, toothless diners that appear to be in a trance. Also indicates the person who is neffing (the neffer). Used as a nound or verb.

Yahuda ask his mother if it was OK to imitate the elderly neff at the next table while dining at Cowboy Bob's Bean Barrell.

by mellophan April 1, 2021

Neff

A "Dickey Word" of complex origin.

It Branches from the root word Neffertiti. Meaning a person of physical or mental disability.

Tina Demps is a Neff.

Hey ma is it just me or is that a Neff licking the sofa.

by steveclaiborne(aka.ma) September 4, 2010

Neff

Used to give a negative response.

"“Is anything wrong?” “Neff.”"
synonyms: absolutely not, most certainly not, of course not, under no circumstances, by no means, not at all, negative, never, not really

by -UrbanWords- April 12, 2017

Neff

Neffs are strange creatures. They like to nap and have 'snackies'. Neffs can be affectionate, but be careful as they do have a tendancy to bite on occasion. To make a neff happy, feed her snackies, let her nap and give attention. Neffs do lack the ability to think before they speak, so if your Neff says something mean, just give her a snackie and send for nap immediately.

'Neff just bit me, she needs a snackie and a nap'

by Neffneff March 31, 2020

Neff

Somebody or a person mostly used in Trenton Nj

What’s good Neff

Neff pass me that Jawn right there

by Pdyudobym October 21, 2020