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a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)
situation 1:

guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...

guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?

guy 1- probibly not

guy 2- dude dont be such a neff

situation 2:

chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler

chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!
neff by nathaniel bangem March 26, 2009
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Neff: one of a series of noisy up-and-down jaw movements with mouth and eyes wide open, often performed by nearby, toothless diners that appear to be in a trance. Also indicates the person who is neffing (the neffer). Used as a nound or verb.
Yahuda ask his mother if it was OK to imitate the elderly neff at the next table while dining at Cowboy Bob's Bean Barrell.
neff by mellophan April 1, 2021
A "Dickey Word" of complex origin.

It Branches from the root word Neffertiti. Meaning a person of physical or mental disability.
Tina Demps is a Neff.

Hey ma is it just me or is that a Neff licking the sofa.
Neff by steveclaiborne(aka.ma) September 4, 2010
"“Is anything wrong?” “Neff.”"
synonyms: absolutely not, most certainly not, of course not, under no circumstances, by no means, not at all, negative, never, not really
Neff by -UrbanWords- April 12, 2017
Neffs are strange creatures. They like to nap and have 'snackies'. Neffs can be affectionate, but be careful as they do have a tendancy to bite on occasion. To make a neff happy, feed her snackies, let her nap and give attention. Neffs do lack the ability to think before they speak, so if your Neff says something mean, just give her a snackie and send for nap immediately.
'Neff just bit me, she needs a snackie and a nap'
Neff by Neffneff March 31, 2020
Somebody or a person mostly used in Trenton Nj
What’s good Neff

Neff pass me that Jawn right there
Neff by Pdyudobym October 21, 2020