The opposite of social distancing.
In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.
The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
by NeologianPJG March 12, 2020
Get the antisocial nearingmug. Jeff: Oh you live in Florida, what part?
George: Oviedo.
Jeff: Never heard of it.
George: It's near Orlando
Jeff: Oh okay, I know where that is.
George: Oviedo.
Jeff: Never heard of it.
George: It's near Orlando
Jeff: Oh okay, I know where that is.
by Ba Zuke A January 3, 2011
Get the It's near Orlandomug. 
by Myles Turkynekc November 6, 2007
Get the near foommug. Everyone was planning to get hammered at the party, but were disappointed when all they got was near beer.
by x-whatsername-x April 30, 2006
Get the near beermug. I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!
by Badturns July 13, 2010
Get the Pert' Nearmug.