n00bspace

A myspace page that is utterly childish and n00bish. Usually occurs when users under 14 begin using myspace. Consists of:
surveys in your about me
(most)layouts with hearts in it
sparkly pictures
things falling from the top of your page

Ben: Did you see that sixth-grader's myspace?
Jill: You mean her n00bspace? What's with the falling hearts?

by Blakeley July 2, 2007

pwning n00bs

Term used by nerds who play online games refering to the action of dominating people who are new to the game or have little experience.

Blueshirt4557:"I'm going to pwn so many n00bs 2day"
Blackshirt34:"But yesterday you said that and got pwned yourself."
Blueshirt4557:"Stfu faggot"

by Mr.Toarster July 25, 2004

n00bs

Somebody on a internet gaming/forum site who is likely to be illiterate and say lol , stfu and things along those lines. They are also likely to be stupid enought to say "Wtf? Wat?" when you call them a n00b or say anything slightly intelligent.

n00b: LyK OmFG y DnT U jSt stfu!11!!one!!!1!!
Normal Person: What a n00b
n00b: Wtf Is ThT?
Normal Person: A new person who is stupid and irritating e.g you
n00b: LYK OmG CnT beLeive You I Am RepORtiNG YOu!oNe!!!!111111111
Normal Person: What for may i ask?
n00b: PweAse DonAte ME SoMeThinG

by .The.Evil.Muffin. May 2, 2005

n00bsickle

A n00b so fagtastic to the point where he has frozen himself solid. A fat ass, cold n00b, accidently locked in a grocery store freezer when he mistook a digorno pizza box for the newest War of Worldcraft expansion pack.

"Jesse was actin like a total n00bsickle when he didnt realize
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."

by Aaaron11 November 21, 2006

n00bsquirt

the squirting of a n00b. usually when a n00b has sexual pleasures with another n00b

"Ohhh!Your gonna make me squirt my n00bsauce all over your face!"

"Cmon baby do it!HARDER!IM FUCKING YOU IN TEH N00BGINA!"

*squirt squirt* followed by *gasp*
"DAMN THAT WAS NICE!"

that is how n00bsquirt should be used!

by n00bn0b June 20, 2009

n00bster

an idiot usually in games

Jojo aka cookie is a noobster at games

by WOOHOO July 29, 2004

pr00d n00dz

A n00d where the person in the picture is in fact naked, but is artfully (or not) covering up anything worth seeing.

Dude #1: Did that camho send you n00dz last night?
Dude #2: Yeah, but they were only pr00d n00dz; she was totally covering her nipples.
Dude #1: That doesn't even count.

by Taylor (Jesus's sister) March 5, 2008