my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum

He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum

by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023

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He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

by zenissushi August 23, 2019

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let me catch my son

The phrase created by Anthony owner of the youtube channel Birdman and the phrase is typically used when you are just disgusted by a certain despicable act.

Let me catch my son eating period blood pancakes on Saturday morning for breakfast

by Let me catch my son August 1, 2016

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Gimme back my son!

An expression of frustration that you yell at a friend's significant other when he or she refuses to allow them out of the house.

This is a quote originally shouted by Mel Gibson in the movie Ransom.

It's my fuckin' birthday and Steve needs to be there. Stop holding him hostage. GIMME BACK MY SON!

by DiabolicDevice January 15, 2010