Make my bed

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam March 1, 2024

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

come to bed my lover

A seduction sentence used to entice ones sexual partner for some frollicking

As Jean lifted the sheets away to present his ripped and bulging muscly body he whispered longingly "Come to bed my lover.."

by bumwillypoohead March 26, 2013

Rock my head in bed

To rock someone’s head in bed is to change their life for the better with a sexual experience.

John- Wow, Stacey’s blowjob changed how I think of life.
Fred- It must have rocked your head in bed.
John- I think it did rock my head in bed!

by Sippysip45 May 29, 2018

Put my suitcase under the bed

Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.

Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."

by Mission Tortillas December 14, 2014

I can see my self in your bed

a phrase you can use when you see hot person you want to have sex with or just want to cuddle and/or watch a movie with

example 1
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - we can see a movie if you want to?

example 2
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?

Girl - wanna fuck?

by Heyyyygirl123456789 July 9, 2019

Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!

by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010