Piss in my asshole

to piss in someones asshole, possibly a sign of anger or a sick joke

dude i just Shit on your dick now you piss in my asshole

by DATDAMNMEXICAN October 28, 2010

kiss my asshole

Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.

Two people arguing:

person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?

person 2: Go fuck yourself!

person 1: Fuck you!

person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!

by zippojoker August 25, 2009

Aw Tits In My Asshole

An expression used to signify extreme anger in any situation. Only to be used when you are so emotionally distressed the simple term of "fuck" doesn't capture your true frustration.

** Your playing some Mario Kart Wii and you get blue shelled on the last lap and lose **
Brian : Fuckkk yeah, you got raped in the face
Damola : Aw Tits In My Asshole, fuck you and that blue shell !

by DeeeeeeWestC January 15, 2011

Shit in my asshole

When doing a threesome have someone open your ass and when they do scream “SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE” while the other one proceeds to shit in your asshole

SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE SELINA GOMEZ

by Niggajuic May 2, 2019

eat my asshole

Someone that deserves to be hit.

WOW what is she doing, she can eat my asshole

by Pop Art! November 4, 2006

makes my asshole pucker

To make angry, exasperate, irritate, annoy the fuck out of

Jeremiah really makes my asshole pucker with his constant questions!

by Toight-like-a-tygah August 23, 2017

a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020