Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.
When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!
by Big Eddie April 12, 2006

Often known as slang for someone who plays too much world of warcraft, and tells their parents to get their router.
Ray: "Andrew is such a Muskrat."
Ken: "Yeah, he should probably get off his ass and get onto real life."
Ken: "Yeah, he should probably get off his ass and get onto real life."
by Ghost in the darkness March 2, 2009

A very good looking male. Can be used anytime anyplace when a hottie is approaching to warn friends of said eyecandy.
by iwouldreplaceyouwithnikaanyday January 1, 2009

A drinking game started in Missouri area. It's played at the point when you're already very intoxicated. You sit in a circle and say either a word that could be funny, or a person doing an action that is funny. If a person laughs in the circle they take a shot or a sip of beer.
"Oh man guys I'm so fucked up, lets play muskrat!"
"why is it called muskrat?"
"because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank."
"why is it called muskrat?"
"because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank."
by poopmynamewaschoosen September 9, 2011

Gross, look at that muskrat.
by ImNotSure123 February 20, 2011

Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

by anargflarg February 24, 2018
