muskiepalooza

A party that should be really awesome but is sometimes ruined by mothering fucking campus police and new concord popo.

mother fucking muskiepalooza 2009........
woo......

by tpainplus4 April 19, 2009

moskitoo

a mispelling of the word mosquito, often memes as a pokemon

hhhhhhhh*moskitoo noise*

by em.pire_ June 20, 2020

sugar musket

n. penis, male reproductive organ. Usually used as a positve reference.

It's been over a week since I've been able to suck on his sugar musket.

by wiscolorado May 24, 2012

Brown Musket

Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.

Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.

by slithering succotash August 18, 2016

Crimetown Musketloader

When you shove your dick in another guys dick hole and cum in it then he cums back on you with the double the load.

Sup tugeye? What do you say about a quick Crimetown Musketloader.

by Crimetown og’s January 28, 2020

Buff the Musket

Yet another euphemism for (male) masturbation.

"I buff the musket almost daily."

by BackInBlack60 May 22, 2009

gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011