Musician's Orgasm

The point in a song where the musician gets so into his music that he has a musician's orgasm.

Dude, do you see that head-banging singer?
Yeah man, he's having a musician's orgasm.

by thecrazymonkey January 25, 2009

Musician's Room

A room whether it is a bedroom, guest room or living room, that has been customized to fit the musician. It usually includes a home studio and is typically junky. It is filled with lyrics either printed or written, contains several cds and at least one instrument.

Person 1:Have you been over to venn's house before?

Person 2: Yea I have, he has the typical musician's room.

by VennMC August 1, 2010

musician's ear

term used by guitarists to explain why they are buying a new instrument when there is nothing wrong with the one they have, under the pretense that normal people's ears aren't as attuned to the sound of a guitar. skeptics often see this as a bullshit excuse to buy a cool new axe for purposes of showing off.

dude1: why did you buy that ibanez? it sounds just like your stratocaster!
dude2:no way man, they're totally different. you just don't have the musician's ear.
dude1:whatever man, you just bought that cuz it looks cool.

by simplegr33n420 April 14, 2009

Musician's Resume

The list of concerts performers and artists will/did perform in with other bands, soloists, groups, MC's, & Mixer/Producers.

I could tell you about her Musician's Resume, but releasing dates to soon is againsed Co. policy and leads to ticket consuption and scalping by sindicated companies and gives the general main blue collar public no chance to see the show. Isn't Comercialism a B**h.

by IF)unDM!NUTZ&ItG3t$H@iry May 30, 2010

Musician's Exhaustion

A feeling caused by a long or intense session of performing music. Often times, those who are musically exhausted want nothing to do with music for a day or so. Commonly occurs after one's band/choir performance.

First Trumpet: "I swear if the director makes us play tomorrow I'm gonna lose it.
Second Trumpet: "Fuck that dude I'm absolutely suffering from Musician's Exhaustion right now. I ain't having Mr. Dick's shit either."

by Xioxwolf November 27, 2016

Musician Fish Face

MFF — for short. Used to describe a musician’s face when practicing or playing, looks much like a fish.🐟

Void of facial expressions when ultra concentrated. Can be cured with by relaxing and actually having fun with the piece instead of being scared to make a mistake every measure.

Dude, James has a such a musician fish face. He must be nervous.

by illBbach December 3, 2024

shittiest musician ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

by folded cache out June 1, 2013