purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.

Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.

by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

Brown mushroom tattoo

When you fuck a girl in the ass then slap her in the face with your cock.

I was fucknig your mom in the ass then pulled out for a second and gave her a Brown mushroom tattoo then kept on fucking.

by chaigh October 22, 2008

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.

Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011

mushroom-head tattoo

the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head

when kayla got out of line and started crying, steve gave her a mushroom-head tattoo

by tony May 2, 2004

mushroom tatoo

when you smack your dick across someones face and it leaves a mark.

"I slapped that bitch with my dick and gave her a mushroom tatoo"

by Peniswillow April 8, 2003

mushroom tatoo

when you take your wang to someone's face with great force(mushroom slap), leaving a mark that looks like a mushroom (because the end of your penis kida looks like a mushroom)

I left a little mushroom tatoo on that dude because he was a fruit

by Diego February 8, 2004

mushroom tatoo

The mark left by slapping someone across the face with one's flaccid penis. Using an erect penis does not count.

"My yoon left a nice mushroom tatoo on his cheek."

by back iker August 27, 2005