sand muncher

An individual who commits oral on a girl at the beach, thus leaving sand in his/her mouth. The end result: a sandy surprise.

Wow! That kid Jack is a real sand muncher!

by Fishbait June 18, 2020

Cow Muncher

A name used to call someone fat and dumb without insulting them.

You are such a Cow Muncher...

by JayBeeDoubleu March 4, 2010

muscle wedgie

A wedgie in your muscles and/or brain

Linda worked very hard today she must have a big muscle wedgie

Susan did a lot of sit ups at the gym she'll have a big muscle wedgie tomorrow!;)

by ilikeanan September 6, 2016

Cheek busting cake muncher

A raging homo who after finishes busting someone's cheeks, eats their feces too

Ved: Why does that guy, Delroy, always stink
ADon: Because after he has sex with a dude, he also eats munches their cake too
Ved: What a disgusting, cheek busting cake muncher
Adon: Stay away from that creep

by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

Musclegod

A man who is extremely muscular. His muscles exceed those of any other male, often to an embarrassing and/or erotic degree. Often use to describe just how muscular a guy is, that they could be considered a god.

Damn, have you seen how massive Matthew is? He's got so much hulking muscle, I'd say he's a musclegod.

by Electrofluf July 11, 2010

muscle blaster

1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)

2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein

She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

Mupcheeck

A penis named Barbra John

You are such a mupcheeck

by Bigmup Pete July 1, 2019