mustard pre-cum

The clear liquid that dribbles out before the mustard when you squeeze the bottle. This usually happens when the mustard sits for a long period of time.

Gross, I just got mustard pre-cum on my sandwich.

by Jeff the bear March 10, 2010

Mustardstaine

Dave Mustaine.

'Dude look at that mustardstaine play guitar.'

by peirateis July 13, 2009

Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.

Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.

by theinstigator June 3, 2016

mustard nigger

Subhumans of Asian Descent, like "Marlon Jiang"

Mustard Nigger: your a fking mess
Normal Nigger: well atleast I ain't a fking mustard nigger like you

by kys mustard nig nog December 4, 2016

Mustard Mustache

To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.

What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!

by DaveyCrockett June 14, 2009

mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard

"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"

by dibber88 November 29, 2009

Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.

Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.

by Cangri518 September 6, 2011