When i first laid eyes on this man i was like "damn, he's hot"!
Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
by hisgirlfriendBOO! October 19, 2012
Get the Morteza mug.Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".
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The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.
The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.
by MartenLAD August 6, 2012
Get the Marten mug.A male who likes to engage is sexual activities with overweight females. He is munting her gunt, therfore, he is a Gunt Munter.
A: I hear Bill is doing quite well for himself with the ladies these days. What a legend!
B: Nah, they're all fat. He's a full blown Gunt Munter.
B: Nah, they're all fat. He's a full blown Gunt Munter.
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Get the Gunt Munter mug.Means "Dead and Gone" from Latin to English.
Also means "Death, i will give you" from French to English.
Also means "Death, i will give you" from French to English.
Morte et Dabo. So he came forth and said unto me, "Son you are forsaken. Condemned for the sins that you live. I offer you forgiveness."
What a way to end the world, with false hope in a false god.
What a way to end the world, with false hope in you.
What a way to end the world, with false hope in a false god.
What a way to end the world, with false hope in you.
by outcamethewolves April 22, 2011
Get the Morte et Dabo mug.The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.
The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.
by Alcore September 23, 2006
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