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Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.
“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh”
“Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”
Murf by Blakiepoo December 12, 2018
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Wow, I wish I were like Murf.
murf by Julie January 14, 2004
For all those people who don't know what murf means, it means anything you want it to mean.
"have a murfing awesome day"

"holy murf"
murf by licklimpydown June 4, 2013
VERB- To sit around and vegitate... so do absolutly nothing and allow yourself to go completely brain dead for a few hours. This activity is usually taking place on a couch or bed while marinating in the same comfy clothes youve probly been wearing for days.
I cant wait till Sunday so I can just murf on my couch all day...

Dude i haven't moved in 6 hours... murf status over here.
Murf by murfmaster February 21, 2010
A "furry" word used within the fandom to represent an excamatory or in a verbal sence, much in the same way the F word is.
Aww murf! Murf? Murf you! etc
murf by Zorro teh fox September 16, 2004
The way someone talks when they are too drunk to form real words or complete sentences.
Karen: "Did you talk to Joe last night?"
Heather: "I tried, but I don't think he could understand what I was saying. I murfed."
Murf by Kellieeeeeee September 11, 2009