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Plant Murderer

A person who has a long history of accidentally killing plants.
That Plant Murderer sure has a brown thumb.

I'm such a Plant Murderer, this is the fifth plant I've killed this week!
by Lacey4962 November 5, 2011
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Axe Murderer

Somebody who wears lethal amounts of bad cologne.
I was coming out of the locker room and got attacked by an Axe Murderer.
by moobies May 16, 2007
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morererer

used when someone tries to beat your morer by saying morerer
Rob: I love you morer
Hailey: I love you morerer
Rob: Thats not a word...its not even in urban dictionary
Hailey: yes it is, and i love you morererer
by Hailey Jones January 30, 2008
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Chillax murderer

When you are in a relaxed state and someone disturbs you.
I was completely chillaxed when Denise burst into the room all upset over something stupid. I called her a chillax murderer.
by Chopswood November 23, 2010
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Murderler

Cross between and murderer and a burglar.
"Did you hear about how Cindy got shot and robbed?"
"Yeah, that guy was a total murderler"

*Cindy survived*
by ocbr December 31, 2013
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Comment Murderer

One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.

Also see comment murder
Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)

Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011
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Axe Murderer

1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"

Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
by FL910 August 16, 2009
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