Munting

Used to describe a disgustigly dutty girl, derived from a munted-ting.

A: Eugh blud that girl is Munting

B: Trusssss

by CertifiedBadman May 25, 2011

Munnting

Whene two males go to a graveyard and dig up a slightley decomposing woman. male A starts to perform oral sex on her while male B jumps on her stomach forcing guts and stuff into male A's mouth.

Damn bitch, we fucked her in with a good bit of munnting

by Edd The Red January 11, 2006

munting

to munt; the act of looking very ugly.

"here we go, a-munting!"

"ugh, i feel like shit and i'm munting for scotland."

"OMG THAT PICTURE'S MUNTING."

"she sure knows how to munt."

ETC.

by jojo, baby. ;) May 31, 2007

munting

nasty nasty thing, be it female, male or otherwise

thats munting

by im an orphan and have no friends June 6, 2003

Munding

When you are crushing on//wanting side booty with someone. Can often lead to mutual munding, in which both parties are involved in lust.

Man I love my boyfriend, but I'm totally munding on John. I'd love some of that booty on the side.

by Sara Lou April 11, 2010

Munting

When a group of absolute 'lads' proceed into a night on the town with the sole purpose of seeking or 'hunting' non-aesthetically pleasing (aka munted) individuals. The aim is the be mouth-pleased by as many grateful munters as possible. The winner is the participant with the most dick licks by the stroke of midnight.

"Aye lads, my cock's bone dry, fancy going out for a bit of Munting tonight?"

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

Munting

Verb - the act of nursing your delicate body back to homeostasis. Munting is typically predicated by a wily night out. The kind of night you rarely remember but never forget. Especially when filling out forms that inquire about your drinking habits and you ask yourself, “do I have a problem?” Munting is usually performed by angling one’s body horizontally on a couch, bed, or other cushioned flat surface, ordering takeout for every meal, and consuming infinite content to distract you of your sins from the night before. Typically, one will munt for at least 12 hours to achieve full recovery.

“Yesterday was a doozy, munting is my only hope at becoming a functioning person again”

by Ianmoon June 13, 2021