dick mumbler

A person who speaks in an unintelligible manner, as if they had a dick in their mouth while trying to speak.

Dispatch- medic 23 please befurpt krigistly napkalan, priority 2. Crew - what did that dick mumbler just say?

by Frustrated EMT August 12, 2017

Mumble Rap

A style of rap that originated in the South and spread to other places like Chicago and the New York/New Jersey area. The style usually consists of "mumbling" rap lyrics and sacrificing pronunciation clarity.

The mumble style likely is influenced from the following elements: the Southern drawl & pronunciation, the drinking of the drug "lean" which can slur speech patterns, and the wearing of gold teeth which affects pronunciation.

Example of Mumble rappers are: Future, Desiigner, Chief Keef, Migos, Gucci Mane, Fetty Wap, Young Thug, Lil Yachty, Lil Uzi Vert, and Rich Homie Quan

Example of a Mumble Rap verse:

"Ah juh tooh suh molluh what es?
Gah suh bih from Follie wit us
She wanna fuh da squa, what es?
I'ma fuh huh braws, what es?
Bih fruh Pah'stan what up?
Ferraris and them Lambs, what es?
Bou ta fuh dis cluh up, what es?"

- Future, 2016

by TheoHux January 6, 2017

Mumble Rap

Rapping while sucking a dick. It was formed when a man bet his friend that he could out rap him while sucking a dick and the friend didn't want to get out rapped by someone sucking a dick so he also began to suck a dick and rap at the same time.

"Aye!!! wtf??? Is Daquan sucking a dick over there? Why he moaning so fucking loud?"
"Nah man, he just performing a mumble rap, its straight brah."

by a326159487124357689 February 13, 2017

mumble trousers

Noun. Syn.camel toe, Trousers that are snug fitting in the groin area. So snug in fact that you can practically see the labia (i.e. camel toe). "You can see her lips moving but you can't hear what she's saying". Can be lycra or spandex, but are most often ill fitting pants possibly with pleating on the front, or just REALLY tight jeans.

I was down at the Ghetto Mart today buying cracky snacks and this hoochie came in with her mumble trousers on. One of the guys looked at me knowingly and winked before saying to the hoochie, "What I can't hear you?". She unwittingly blinked and continued to gab away on her cell phone, as she purchased a pack of KOOL cigaretts and a Diet Coke.

by DJ Willow From Paris December 23, 2007

Mumble Rap

When "Rappers" mumble incoherent absolute garbage for an entire album/track, destroying Rap as a genre and disgracing black people as a whole.

Fetty Wap, Young Thug, Chief Keef, Rich Homie Quan, Future, and Desiigner are mumble rapping pieces of garbage.

by Rastaguy2 September 9, 2016

mumblecore

a group of filmmakers who make performance-based films that focus on the everyday problems, often about relationships, of middle-class twentysomethings.

"I just wasted 2 hours of my life watching the mumblecore film, Mutual Appreciation."

by robottt December 9, 2008

mumbletank

This is the place in which a person will find themself after they have consumed so much alcohol, chronic or other mind-altering substances that anything and everything that comes out of their mouth will be completely and utterly unintelligible.

That cretin just chugged 2 pints of MD/20-20 and he will be deep in the "mumbletank" for the foreseeable future.

by FastEddie, KOS May 1, 2009