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Chicken McBlumpkin

The fine art of receiving fellatio whilst defecating and consuming a McChicken.
Yesterday when I went to McDonald's and ordered a Chicken McBlumpkin.
by Davey Cockett November 1, 2010
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Mcblumpkin

A McBlumpkin is the same as a Blumpkin, except your eating a cheeseburger at the same time. So your dropping the duece, receiving fellatio, and eating a Big Mac at the same time.
Last night as McDonalds, the fry-flipper invited me in the back for a McBlumpkin.
by Cory K. October 21, 2005
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McBlumpkin

the act of a male receiving fellatio while making a bowel movement after eating a large amount of Mc Donalds.
I almost regret eating that quarter-pounder, but at least I got a McBlumpkin out of it.
by Controlthislife April 21, 2011
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Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
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Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
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Mumpkin

When a pregnant woman's water breaks and her significant other goes down on her.
Her water broke when they were about to make love, so he said "fuck it" and gave her a mumpkin.
by YinzerMyke September 14, 2020
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Mcblumpkin

Eating a Mcdouble while both on the toilet taking a shit and getting a blowjob.
You mom gave me a mcblumpkin last night..what a tasty treat!
by S₩y£0 October 30, 2021
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